Monday, June 20, 2011

Orange-Basil Shrimp


After making a particularly delicious batch of sangria, I found myself with half an orange left over. And thus, all the inspiration necessary for one of my favorite simple recipes.

Ingredients:
- 1/2 navel orange
- 1 cube frozen basil / or 1 tsp. minced basil
- 2 handfuls / 25 tiny shrimp (precooked)
- 1 tsp sugar

1. Squeeze the juice out of the navel orange into a small skillet or saucepan on medium-low heat. I let a few chunks of orange float in there as well, so I could squish them down with a ladle later to release more of the liquid.
2. Mix in the basil with the orange nectar.
3. After the basil and orange have mixed thoroughly and the mixture is bubbling slightly, add the shrimp.
4. Zest the orange peel over the mix of orange nectar, basil, and shrimp. Let the mix simmer for a few minutes.
5. Don't let the liquid boil off. When the basil and orange mixture have coated the shrimp, carefully remove only the shrimp into a bowl. Add the sugar to the simmering liquid, and wait just a few seconds for the caramelization to complete.
6. Spoon the caramelized orange-basil glaze over the shrimp.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Chipotle Mayo

Was Kelis actually singing about this mayo when she wrote "Milkshake"? Perhaps embarrassed by the food she was dedicated to, or perhaps paid off by the powerful mayo lobbyists, she then re-dedicated the song to a more predictable subject. Read on for what I may have found in her archives...

Best Mayo Ever
- mayo (about 1/2 cup)
- chipotle spice (1.5 dashes)
- Adobo spice with pepper (about 1/2 a dash)
- paprika (1.5 dashes)

Mix together all ingredients. Whip. Enjoy. By the spoonful or on a burger, I don't judge.

...

"Mayo" - Kelis (with a little help)

[Repeat x2]
My mayonnaise brings all the burgers to the grill,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Mix it up.
Lala-lalala,
The burgers are waiting

My mayonnaise brings all the burgers to the grill,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see you're on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that feed these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch now if you're smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Mix it up,
La la-la la la,
The burgers are waiting,

My mayonnaise brings all the burgers to the grill,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your apetite,
Same time maintain your svelte,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up that chipotle scent,

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Mix it up,
Lala-lalala,
The burgers are waiting,

My mayonnaise brings all the burgers to the grill,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge