Chipotle Mayo

Was Kelis actually singing about this mayo when she wrote "Milkshake"? Perhaps embarrassed by the food she was dedicated to, or perhaps paid off by the powerful mayo lobbyists, she then re-dedicated the song to a more predictable subject. Read on for what I may have found in her archives...

Best Mayo Ever
- mayo (about 1/2 cup)
- chipotle spice (1.5 dashes)
- Adobo spice with pepper (about 1/2 a dash)
- paprika (1.5 dashes)

Mix together all ingredients. Whip. Enjoy. By the spoonful or on a burger, I don't judge.

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"Mayo" - Kelis (with a little help)

[Repeat x2]
My mayonnaise brings all the burgers to the grill,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Mix it up.
Lala-lalala,
The burgers are waiting

My mayonnaise brings all the burgers to the grill,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see you're on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that feed these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch now if you're smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Mix it up,
La la-la la la,
The burgers are waiting,

My mayonnaise brings all the burgers to the grill,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your apetite,
Same time maintain your svelte,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up that chipotle scent,

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Mix it up,
Lala-lalala,
The burgers are waiting,

My mayonnaise brings all the burgers to the grill,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge